TRENding Tee

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a declaration. A subtle flex. Made from 100% cotton, because apparently, fabric manufacturers don’t offer anything "enhanced." Fits perfectly, holds its shape, and, unlike your "natural" gains, doesn’t need a little help to stay impressive.

Key Features (Not That You Care):

• 100% cotton — As pure as you claim to be during drug tests.
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Like a low-dose TRT.
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester - Almost natty.
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester — Half-natural. Like your bulk phase.
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — Light enough to hide under your pump cover, heavy enough to handle those "sudden" size gains.
• Double seams and taped neck — Tougher than explaining your "supplement routine" to your mom.

Made on Demand. Because You're Not the Only One Cycling.
Each tee is printed fresh, like your excuses when someone asks about your transformation timeline. No bulk orders here—just like you, every piece is custom made.

Disclaimer: This shirt won’t increase your bench or lower your body fat overnight. But it will get you knowing nods from the guy with the suspiciously wide traps. Wear with pride... and plausible deniability. 💉💬