50% Natty Gift Card
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Gift Card: For the "Enhanced" Gift-Giving Experience 💉🎁
Stuck on what to get your gym buddy who swears they’re "all natural"? This gift card is your answer. This gift card lets them load up on merch and supps that will surely "enhance" their gym experience.
Why It’s the Perfect Gift:
- No Dosage Limits — They can spend it all at once or microdose their way to happiness.
- 100% Legal — Unlike some of their other "enhancements."
- Custom Amounts — Load any value. We recommend something impressive, like their claimed bench max.
How It Works:
- Buy the card.
- Send it to that "lifetime natural" genetic freak in your life.
- Watch them pretend all their gains are from creatine and protein powder.
Warning: Side effects include sudden gratitude, denial of "extra help," and repeated use of the phrase, "I’m just a responder, bro." Alright, buddy. 💉👀