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This isn’t just a trucker cap. It’s a necessity. A tactical headpiece. A last line of defense against the cruel realities of time, genetics, and certain lifestyle choices. With a structured fit, breathable mesh back, and an adjustable snapback, this hat is designed to keep you looking fresh—even if your hairline has been cutting harder than your last contest prep.
Key Features (Because We Know You’re Overanalyzing This):
- 60% cotton, 40% polyester — Soft, durable, and sweat-wicking, unlike your scalp’s ability to hold onto follicles.
- 100% polyester mesh back — Breathable enough to cool down both your head and your questionable choices.
- Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile fit — Holds its shape, even if your hairline doesn’t.
- Pre-curved contrast stitched visor — The perfect arch—unlike your DHT levels.
- Underbill matches visor color — Because coordination matters (even if your natural testosterone doesn’t).
- Adjustable plastic snapback — One size fits all, from fresh fades to fully committed to the bald lifestyle.
Made for Lifters, Legends, and the Follicly Challenged.
Each cap is made on demand, just like the excuses when someone asks if you’ve been natural your whole life. No mass production—just premium head coverage for premium physiques.
Disclaimer:
This hat won’t regrow your hair, but it will make you look like a menace in the gym. Wear with confidence, tilt it slightly forward, and remember: bald isn’t just a look—it’s a lifestyle. 🧢💉💪
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 19 ⅛-23 ¼ | 4 ⅜ | 2 ½ | 6 ¾ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
One size | 48.5-59 | 11 | 6.5 | 17.2 |










































































































































































Orders typically ship within 3 business days. Delivery times vary based on location and shipping method selected, but generally, you can expect your order to arrive within in 10 business days for domestic shipments.
We want you to be happy with your purchase. If for any reason you’re not satisfied with your order, you can return it within 15 days. Please see our return policy for more details.
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Yes! All of our supplements are manufactured following strict quality control standards to ensure safety. While our brand uses humor, we take our products very seriously, and would never compromise on the quality of the supplements you use to fuel your workouts.
Once your order has shipped, you’ll receive an email with tracking information so you can follow your package all the way to your door!
Yes, we take transparency seriously. While we use a lot of humor, all of our products undergo testing to ensure they meet the highest standards, and are free from any banned substances. We believe in providing you with honest, clean, high-performing supplements. (Anything else you take is on you!)