Name: Swole Saint Nick - Holiday Sweater
Brand: 50percentnatty
SKU: 2409754_19769
Price: 49.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The Enhanced Ugly Christmas Sweater

This isn’t just an ugly sweater—it’s a bulking season flex. Precision-cut and hand-sewn for gym bros and festive fiends alike, this sweater is built to handle your off-season gains and all the Christmas cookies you can inhale. It's cozy, durable, and loud enough to let everyone know your holiday cheer is enhanced. 🎅💉

Key Features (Because Stats Matter):
🎅 95% Recycled Polyester, 5% Spandex — Like a well-designed cycle: sustainable, stretchy, and engineered for max performance.
🎄 Fabric Weight: 9.08 oz./yd² (308 g/m²) — Heavy enough for warmth, light enough for deadlift mobility.
🎁 Soft Cotton-Feel Face with Brushed Fleece Inside — As smooth as your pickup lines in the gym.
❄️ Unisex Fit with Overlock Seams — Built for traps, lats, and Santa-sized cheat meals.
🌎 Made on Demand — Each sweater is crafted fresh, just like your excuse for skipping leg day.

Size Guide (Because Everyone Wants to Know Your Measurements):

Size	Chest (in)	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
2XS	34 ⅝	28 ⅜	35 ⅜
XS	36 ¼	29 ⅞	37
S	37 ¾	31 ½	38 ⅝
M	39 ⅜	33 ⅛	40 ⅛
L	42 ½	36 ¼	43 ¼
XL	45 ⅝	39 ⅜	46 ½
2XL	48 ⅞	42 ½	49 ⅝
3XL	52	45 ⅝	52 ¾
4XL	55 ⅛	48 ⅞	55 ⅞
5XL	58 ¼	52	59
6XL	61 ⅜	55 ⅛	62 ¼

Disclaimer: This sweater won’t magically burn off your post-holiday bloat or boost your test levels, but it will make you more talked about than the gym bro who gained 30 lbs, of muscle in 2 months "naturally". Wear it with pride, gains, and just a little plausible deniability. 🎄💪

Note: This sweater is printed, not knit. It includes styling elements like knit-like graphics and patterns, but it is a printed sweater.

Orders typically ship within 3 business days. Delivery times vary based on location and shipping method selected, but generally, you can expect your order to arrive within in 10 business days for domestic shipments.

We want you to be happy with your purchase. If for any reason you’re not satisfied with your order, you can return it within 15 days. Please see our return policy for more details.

Once your order is placed, we begin processing it right away to get it to you as fast as possible. Once an order is shipped, we are unable to alter or cancel it. If you need to modify or cancel your order, please reach out to our customer support team as soon as possible, and we will do our best to accommodate.

Yes! All of our supplements are manufactured following strict quality control standards to ensure safety. While our brand uses humor, we take our products very seriously, and would never compromise on the quality of the supplements you use to fuel your workouts.

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